Holy Crap I'm stuffed!! The spread included a succulent turkey that was slow cooked over a 12 hour period nicely basted in a mix of butter, herbs, and chicken stock. Then add a tasty pineapple glazed whole ham sliced nicely and with oh so ono fat!! Then the savory pork adobo that has had everyone fighting for seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on. Ok, now add the rice, stuffing, mashed potato, baked yam topped with mini marshmallows, sushi, fried noodles, oriental salad, mac salad, veggie platter, fruit platter, and golden brown gravy made from the buttery sweet juices of the stuffed bird!! Fuck yeah, boy! Now after you start feeling you had way too much to eat you can start on the dessert of pumkin pie, custard pie, pecan pie, butter cream cake, chocolate chip cookies, and almond cookies.
Sheesh. Good thing I cut way back on drinking and been working out regular otherwise I'd look even more shitty than I feel. Suffice it to say I'm stuffed like a bird in the oven.